Tim AndersonTim Anderson, 824 Sherry Drive, Atlantic Beach, FL
32233
City Attorney, City Manager, City Clerk, Commissioners,
Mr. Mayor, I am incredibly excited about the chicken
ordinance up for second reading this evening, which
fondly refer to as the "Equal Agriculture Rights for All
Regardless of Where you Live" Act. Not because I am a
chicken guy, although I love a backyard hen egg every
now and again, but rather because I love Goats. You may
not know this, but Goats are one of the most practical and
versatile creatures out there! There is the advantage of
their small size, as far as being livestock goes, and they're
pretty self-reliant.
But, as any experienced goat keeper will tell you, a strong
fence is a must! One dairy goat can create two to four
quarts of milk every day. Besides milking goats for their
nutritious beverage, their milk can be used to make goat
soap, butter and cheese. Angora goats and other long-
haired breeds are raised for their coats. I personally shear
the manes to braid and put in my hat. My kids think I have
a pony tail, which, because of the strict nature of my work,
isn't allowed. But it is fun to pretend.
One of my favorite things about owning goats is how
efficient they are at yardwork. We've used them in the past
to clean up and maintain areas in a matter of weeks,
which would have taken us years to do ourselves. Just
think about this: goats are natures lawn mowers! Less
carbon dioxide, and they fertilize as they trim.
Just a note here, it's important to know, as with all other
livestock, that what your goats eat will affect the taste of
their milk and meat. A goat's milk is more quickly affected
by diet than a cow's. So be careful. This reminds me of a
story from my youth, when I was trying to dispose of a SI
swimsuit issue I was afraid my mother was going to find. I
fed it to my goat, his name was Gary, and I thought that
was that. Little did I realize that goats sometime don't
completely digest their food, so the next day we were
surprised to find manure that was not only obscene in
smell but also in appearance...but I digress.
Goats can serve many purposes on the homestead.
Grazing your goats with a green (unbroken) horse or mule
is an effective way of taming them. When they observe the
feeding and affection the goats receive from you every
day, the horse or mule assumes you are nice. This is often
the catalyst for the horse or mule to come to you for
handling without any real training. I once knew an old
cowboy named Blackjack Ketchum who used this method
with amazing results. He pretty much ignored the
unbroken animal for weeks other than feeding it.
Eventually the horse or mule would come to him. I would
warn, though, that when it comes time to convert your goat
to meat, you don't let the horse or mule see you load the
goat into the packing truck, as that tends to erode trust for
some reason. I bring this up as I believe that after chicken
hens and goats, horses or mules, in whichever order you
decide, are the next logical farm animal to allow here in
Atlantic Beach. No offense to Former Mayor Borno, but I
believe pigs, or hogs as I call them, shouldn't be allowed
until at least after milk cattle, but certainly before alpacas.
So my preferred order of farm animal approval would be
chicken hens, goats, mules or horses, in whichever order
you prefer, milk cows, pigs and then alpacas. Now
alpacas have a neat trait about them though: when given
roam with chicken hens, they will fight off our local coyotes
as they look at hens as part of their flock. So maybe we
should move alpacas up the list. But this is all obviously
up to you.
Now logically, you are probably wondering about including
beef cattle. I do not believe they should ever be allowed
as our grass here in Florida, and quite frankly all grass fed
beef, tastes terrible. So I guess I am being selfish with
regards to beef cattle in a backyard. But actually, now that
I think about it, it wouldn't be appropriate to have the new
agriculture ordinance discriminate based on which farm
animal citizens want, so I take back what I said about beef
cattle.
Well that concludes my thoughts on this topic. I have
submitted a copy of my remarks to the clerk for the record,
and strongly urge you to act in such a way as to allow
these animals, but specifically in the following order of
preference: chicken hens, goats, mules and horses, but
not necessarily in that order, milk cows, pigs, alpacas and
beef cattle.
Thank you for tackling this important issue. I remain
incredibly excited.